Dr. Slyde received his doctorate in holistic transcendental basket weaving from ...
... the Department of Basic Education at the illustrious Virginia Academy of Geothermal Studies. Having little opportunities in my chosen area of study and being grossly overqualified in most other pursuits, I decided to take up a life in the Arts. It was easy to find people to let me sleep on their couches often enough, as bass players (unlike GUITAR players) are in great demand. Needless to say I have traveled. I have been around the world more times than I can count. It's the freedom really, to live your life exactly as you wanted and to be revered by your community. Also sleeping in the park isn't so bad as long as the weather is nice. Follow your dreams I say! I have and look where I wasww W. wa we aa am now.